P M S

Why is it that women have:
Cramps
Bloating
Do I look fat in this
Too tight bras
Uncomfortable lingerie
3'' Stilletos
Bad hair days
Chocolate cravings
Men that stare
Men that think they have a chance
Men that can't fix sh_t
Those last 10 lbs
Scales that lie
1 pair of good jeans
Stretch marks
Old love letters
Too much make up
Too little sleep
Endless to do list
Butts like our mothers
Hearts bigger than a globe
and all men have are inexpensive
haircuts and remote controls?